Fahrenheit 452.0 Premium T-Shirt — The Data Center Is Burning

The books are gone. The servers learned nothing.

Fahrenheit 452.0 imagines the next book burning as a data-center event: racks blazing, books disappearing, and the temperature upgraded by one deeply unnecessary decimal point. A dystopian literary joke for readers, technologists, and anyone suspicious of the cloud.

Product details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
• Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed, garment-dyed finish
• Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
• Pre-shrunk and available in sizes S–4XL with 58 color options
• Sewn-in label and made in Honduras

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron or steam: low heat
• Do not dry clean