Pursuit of Dabbiness Premium T-Shirt — Cannabis Movie Parody

In pursuit of happiness, he took a much shorter route.

Pursuit of Dabbiness reframes the inspirational movie poster as a determined walk toward one enormous dab. A vintage-style cannabis parody for concentrate fans, festival crowds, and people whose motivational speeches end in a smoke cloud.

Product details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
• Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, roomy fit
• Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for longevity
• Size range S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron or steam: low heat
• Do not dry clean